Mint Your
Dick
"Deep in the woods rises the Dick of the Forest — a carved sentinel whose stiff presence carries both humor and reverence. Rooted in stone, standing tall among trees, it watches in silence, eternal and unapologetic."
0.01 SOL per Dick
Fair launch • Hard cap. Soft entry.
Dick drops in
Built on Solana
Some chains can't handle the load. Solana can take 10,000 Dicks at once without breaking a sweat. Fast, cheap, and built to last, it delivers what every Dick needs: raw speed, rock-solid reliability, and staying power you can trust. A chain that's hard when it counts, smooth when it should be, and always ready for more.
Together We Rise
10,000 Unique Dicks
Every Dick stands alone, carved with distinct form and unshakable presence. Unique in shape, weight, and attitude — no two rise the same.
Each one different, all unforgettable
Built Different
From common to mythical — some Dicks are rarer than others. Hunt for the legendary variants with unique traits that set them apart from the crowd.
Dicks worth bragging about
Tokenized on Solana
Built on the fastest, most reliable blockchain. Your Dick lives on-chain forever, backed by Solana's lightning speed and rock-solid infrastructure.
Fast mints, low fees, maximum uptime
Utility Is Overrated
No roadmap, no promises, no securities fraud. Just Dicks. They don't unlock anything, they don't do anything — they simply exist, unapologetic & unforgettable.
IT'S LITERALLY JUST A DICK